Iyerish Republican Army
For those Iyers who wanted to join the Armed forces but were forced to tow the family line, here is a chance to have the best of both worlds.
The (dysfunctional) President, with his hands full,(His head can never be full!!!) in Iraq can heave a sigh of relief if he starts a new regiment in the US Armed Forces to be Christened the IRA or the Iyerish Republican Army. To determine probability of finding recruits for such an Elite regiment, refer to my previous Blog http://aiyeratthegatesofdawn.blogspot.com/2006/02/unbearable-likeness-of-being-iyer.html
This regiment will specialize in "Counter Terrorism."
How is that achieved?
At all Immgration "Counters" in Iraq, put an Iyer programmer. Since all Iyers Specialize in "Verbal" "Ballistics" and therefore "Terrorize" all and sundry with their cleverly crafted Jargon, the unsuspecting militant trying to enter Iraq will be shot down by a volley of words before he sets foot in Iraq. This in short is COUNTER TERRORISM.
The Iyerish Republican Army can always expect to get immediate help from the ever ready crack team RAF- Reddy Action Force, another New elite arm of the US armed forces, with a greater possibility of getting recruits.
The (dysfunctional) President, with his hands full,(His head can never be full!!!) in Iraq can heave a sigh of relief if he starts a new regiment in the US Armed Forces to be Christened the IRA or the Iyerish Republican Army. To determine probability of finding recruits for such an Elite regiment, refer to my previous Blog http://aiyeratthegatesofdawn.blogspot.com/2006/02/unbearable-likeness-of-being-iyer.html
This regiment will specialize in "Counter Terrorism."
How is that achieved?
At all Immgration "Counters" in Iraq, put an Iyer programmer. Since all Iyers Specialize in "Verbal" "Ballistics" and therefore "Terrorize" all and sundry with their cleverly crafted Jargon, the unsuspecting militant trying to enter Iraq will be shot down by a volley of words before he sets foot in Iraq. This in short is COUNTER TERRORISM.
The Iyerish Republican Army can always expect to get immediate help from the ever ready crack team RAF- Reddy Action Force, another New elite arm of the US armed forces, with a greater possibility of getting recruits.
posted by Jaiku at 10:17 PM
79 Comments:
Considering the President's Unique appreciation of world goegraphy and history, there is a distinct possiblity of the Intellgence service coming to the conclusion that all "I"-YERS have a definite connection to "I"-RACK (as the president and several other important americans tend to pronounce Iraq) since "I"-"Rack" could also be pronounced as Iyerack
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!
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640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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